Bed & Breakfast of the Damned

 

"Secrecy is the engine of farce: the bigger the secrets, the higher that engine revs. I figured, if 'I had sex with someone I'm not supposed to' is good, then 'I had sex with someone I'm not supposed to and the zombified corpse of my girlfriend is in the closet' would be even better."

 

Cameron McNary

 

BED AND BREAKFAST OF THE DAMNED is a full-length door-slamming sex farce, set after the zombie apocalypse.

 

BEN -- Male, 20s - 30s

CARL -- Male, 30s - 40s

DAN -- Male , 30s - 40s

CAROL -- Female, 30s - 40s

SHERYL -- Female 30s - 40s

MELISSA -- Female, 20s-30s

 

SYNOPSIS

 

When young couple Ben and Melissa find shelter from the zombie apocalypse at the pug-themed “Snug as a Pug” bed and breakfast, they think that all their troubles are behind them. But when the sweet but hapless Carol and the deeply sociopathic Sheryl feed Melissa to the zombie horde in order to keep their husbands Dan and Carl from learning that they are having an affair, everything goes to pieces in a hurry.  Ben tries desperately to keep Melissa's zombified corpse hidden from a potentially homicidal Dan, Sheryl tries to bed everthing that moves, Carol tries to keep it together, and Carl wanders around in a drugged-out stupor, trying to figure out who left all the chamomile packets on the floor... leading inevitably to a frantic and bloody ending.

 

PRODUCTION HISTORY

 

BED AND BREAKFAST OF THE DAMNED has not yet been publicly produced.